Paderewski: A final Review

Posted by Bradford on March 12, 2010

School Shows

Tis I, young Ignacy!!

Good afternoon students.

That amazingly handsome and incredibly intelligent Mr. Stevens did a impeccable job leading the class the other day. And after conversing via seance, we both agreed that there was no one better to conduct the final lesson than I, Ignancy Paderewski.

When not talking about Lady Gaga, Markle is actually a pretty good piano player

While it is true I never worked in “The Haunted Factory”, it was only because the line for an application wrapped around the building, and being the Prime Minister of Poland, I absolutely refused to wait. However, if they played music everyday, like the melodious track made by Tutaj; I would have passed an executive order allowing me to cut in front, and would be working in said factory this very day!!!

Uffelman’s cameo in “The Haunted Factory” is frightening yet hilarious!!!

After meeting, Helena Gorska, my lovely second wife, we traveled to New Zealand aboard a magnificent ocean steamer. On a warm summer night, totally bored out of our skulls, we crashed “The Big Prom” at the local high-school, and led the students in the greatest movement piece in the history or dance. And let me say here and now, choreographer Donny Williams, is the second greatest dancer I’ve ever seen in my life. Second of course to yours truly, Ignancy Paderewski!!!

Lastly, it is true that while alive, I threw myself into my work wholeheartedly. I once stayed up 48 straight hours working on an opera. By the end of the second night, I was so weary and tired, the chair in the living room came to life and started talking to me. A moment superbly retold by L-Mack and Ricky in the untitled “Chair Argument”. It’s almost as if they were there when it happened.

The Lovable Cast

In all seriousness folks, the Paderewski show ROCKS!!!. The kids wrote some fantastic stories, and our mighty cast did some fine adapting. So spring forward this weekend, and check out all the spectacular tales on Monday. Hope to see ya there!!!!!