Stakes get higher at That’s Weird, Grandma

Posted by Joe on January 28, 2013

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

In tonight’s production of That’s Weird, Grandma we add two stories that exhibit the high stakes of asking parents for things.

What happens when a favorite telenovela stops a kid from going to the park?

Untitled Dialogue
Por Brandon, Jenny & Brisa, Lorca
Escenario: Una casa
Personajes: Papa, Mama, Hijo
H- Papa, puedo ir al parque? 
P- (cansado) No estoy muy cansado (bosteza)
H- Por que no? Por favor!
P- Te dije que no. Que no! Bueno, que no! (Enojado) Pide a tu madre que te lleve. Me voy a acostar.
(La mama esta sentada en la sala)
H- Me puedes llevar al parque por favor?
M: No estoy viendo mi telenovela. (El sacerdote casa a Pancho Lopez con el fantasma de Laura) FIN

Translation:
Setting: A house
Characters: Dad, Mom, Son
Son: Dad, can I go to the park?
Dad: (tired) No I am very tired (yawns)
Son: Why not? Please!
Dad: I told you no. No! I said no! (angry) Go ask your mother to take you. I’m going to
lay down.
(Mom is sitting in the living room)
Son: Can you take me to the park, please?
Mom: No I’m watching my soap opera. (The priest weds Pancho Lopez to the ghost of Laura)
The End

what happens when the lottery comes between a father and son?

Money to Blow by Simeon C., Dewey Academy
One day my dad won the lottery.  He won 1,000,000,000. He gave me 100 dollars. out of 1,000,000,000. I said “You are a cheapskate”.

Say “Pancho Lopez” to Kassi at the box office to get $2 off your ticket price!