The Holiday Round Won’t Be the Same Without…YOU!

Posted by Marika on December 11, 2014

If you are anything like me, you grew up loving the holidays.  Eating great food (I’m talking to you, cranberry sauce in a can), seeing your favorite relatives, sleeping in… 

Hopefully, during these festive gatherings, nobody made the fateful mistake of confusing a turkey leg with a Christmas ornament. 

Nicholas A. from the Cleveland School certainly learned this lesson the hard way.  We have turned Nicholas’ story into a Barrel of Monkeys holiday music classic.  Enjoy! 

When I was little it was Christmas I was 5 years old a glass Christmas ball fall from the tree.  Then I ate it and I was screaming a lot.  My mom and dad and brothers took me to the hospital they did x-rays and they found it then they were waiting, then they said to my mom take him to the bathroom.  Because I needed to use it because they said they were going to operate me but I said I have to use the bathroom and it came out and I was crying because I had a lot of cut on my behind and my mouth.  The End.

Speaking of holidays, nothing says festive like a weird combination of things.  You’ve got your Turducken.  Your Chrismukkah.  Your…Horsewolf?!?  Tamarra M. from the Dewey School of Excellence brings us a soon-to-be classic tale that you just have to see to believe.

Hi my name is horsewolf.  My job is eating people hair off.  I like marinating people
hair in applesause.  One thing I dislike is shrimp. 

Can’t wait to see you this Monday at 8pm!